Top ten reasons to have a lawn:

#10	Gives you some place to put your feet when you walk out the back door.
#9	Covers up all that brown stuff underneath it.
#8	Gives you a reason to fire up your lawn mower every week.
#7	No need to go elsewhere to get grass stains.
#6	It smells good when you cut it.
#5	It gives weeds a place to stand out and be recognized.
#4	What else could you spend your money on that doesn't complain about it not being the right color or size?
#3	The grass is so much better for your dog to take care of business on than your living room carpet.
#2	It's the closest your kids will ever get to playing at Wimbledon.
#1	It just looks pretty.