Top ten reasons to have a lawn:

Gives you some place to put your feet when you walk out the back door.
Covers up all that brown stuff underneath it.
Gives you a reason to fire up your lawn mower every week.
No need to go elsewhere to get grass stains.
It smells good when you cut it.
It gives weeds a place to stand out and be recognized.
What else could you spend your money on that doesn't complain about it not being the right color or size?
The grass is so much better for your dog to take care of business on than your living room carpet.
It's the closest your kids will ever get to playing at Wimbledon.
It just looks pretty.


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Disadvanges of Growing Grass